May 2013
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“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others...”
– Miguel Ángel Ruiz (via hellanne)
ianpollo:
I wish I knew what to do with all these pent up negative thoughts. They are literally working to reduce me to nothing.
I wish I could turn my spite into something useful.
This is not me.
I am more than my bitterness and resentment.
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When my friend tells me she hopes I'm next so I...
myfriendsaremarried:
yesssssssssssssssssss
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Silly Man in Your Feminine Car
On my way home today I saw a dude driving a beetle, you know the curved feminine looking one that they started making after 1998?! Anyway, so this guy was driving this Beetle and he was trying to be all Thuglife about it, but… in a girlie VW Beetle. I think if a guy rolled up to my house in one of those on a first date I’d pretend I wasn’t home. Don’t get me wrong, I <3...
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April 2013
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Bras Make Breasts "Saggier", 15-year French Study... →
Maybe it’s time to go bralesss, but I wonder if any top heavy women participated in this study…
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Lifehacker Top 10: Top 10 Ways to Cure Your... →
Ever have days where you feel like you’re just slogging through useless, boring work and time seems to stand still? We do too. Here are ten ways to jump-start your job and make your days a little more interesting.
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March 2013
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“Thou shall not use yellow cheese for mexican food. Ever.”
– (via mexicanfoodporn)
O.M.G… seriously, take that SHIT off. kthnxbai
When my family tells me the reason I'm single is...
myfriendsaremarried:
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I have serious problems...
Two things that have been bothering me recently.
Serious problem #1; I don’t generally mind my height, actually I kind of like it. I mean I can wear high heels and not tower over people, but at the same time I’m not so short that I NEED to wear heels. So I’ve always thought that I was a good height, until I was reminded today why it sucks. Driving home (heading west and directly into the sun) at...
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“I… I… I love you. I mean, you know, not in like a, “Hey,...”
– Stewie from Family Guy.
This goes out to all of my homies!
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Generation Gaps.
HAPPY PI DAY!! //nerdmoment
At the cubefarm today I over heard one of the ladies say “oh, today is Pi day, what’s pi?”
Older Lady #2- I have no clue what you’re talking about. Older Lady #1- Today, is national pi day, my daughter had a teacher who always brought pie to school on pi day Older Lady #2- What is pi? Older lady #1- 3.15.. um… 3.. Me- 3.14159265359 ...
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Funny how accurate these things can be
Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
ISFJs are characterized above all by their desire to serve others, their “need to be needed.” In extreme cases, this need is so strong that standard give-and-take relationships are deeply unsatisfying to them; however, most ISFJs find more than enough with which to occupy themselves within the framework of a normal life. (Since ISFJs, like all SJs,...
When my friend tells me I've been single for too...
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Age is a hell of a thing...
On my way home from work today I had a minor panic attack because for whatever reason it REALLY sank in that I’m 30… and I’m getting older. And soon I will be old, and alone and then I will die. (Awesome thought, yea?)
Then… while talking to a friend and doing my usual “OKC quickmatch” of the day, it hit me.. I keep looking at these guys and seeing that...
Just smile.
Someone told me today that I’m too pretty to be hiding behind glasses.
I’m not really used to people giving me compliments, normally I’d laugh and tell the person to stop lying or something equally ridiculous. But today I just smiled, because I’m trying this new thing out, it’s called confidence.
We’ll see how that goes….
When someone asks me if my brother is my husband
myfriendsaremarried:
uuugghh I’ve had this happen before LOL.
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February 2013
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