Shaken, Not Stirred

Sometimes I seriously wonder about the people that are being...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:59:17 -0500

Sometimes I seriously wonder about the people that are being produced in this world.

Um…yea, who doesn’t!

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:10:06 -0500

Um…yea, who doesn’t!

Looooove!

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:59 -0500

Looooove!

Thank you kind gentleman for checking out my profile and asking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:01:27 -0500

Thank you kind gentleman for checking out my profile and asking about a girl you saw in one of my pictures.

You’re probably to old for her anyhow, sorry.

hellogiggles: 6 SIGNS THAT YOUR LIFE GOT BORINGby Marianna...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:43 -0500

hellogiggles:

6 SIGNS THAT YOUR LIFE GOT BORING
by Marianna Tabares
http://bit.ly/162eTrr

"M: I’m not even sure what I saw in him J: I don’t know M: It must have been the dog J:..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:04 -0500

“M: I’m not even sure what I saw in him
J: I don’t know
M: It must have been the dog
J: Yea, it must have been the dog
M: Yea, that was a really cute dog, because I don’t see what I ever saw in him.”

- Ahh… one of the many interesting reasons why I dated a guy.

“I don’t care if I’m asleep, don’t touch...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:19:55 -0500

“I don’t care if I’m asleep, don’t touch my control”

This is the reason why I can’t live in St. Louis….

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:11:41 -0500

This is the reason why I can’t live in St. Louis….

O’hai summer time. Going swimming later!

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:54:57 -0500

O’hai summer time. Going swimming later!

In honor of National Chocolate Cookie Day… and bc I...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:13:24 -0500

In honor of National Chocolate Cookie Day… and bc I can’t make cookies. Chocolate cheesecake!

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:19:43 -0500

Ahhh…the many kinds of sushi.

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:37:53 -0500

Ahhh…the many kinds of sushi.

"Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:57:54 -0500

“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.”

- Miguel Ángel Ruiz (via hellanne)

ianpollo: I wish I knew what to do with all these pent up negative thoughts. They are literally...

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:56:10 -0500

ianpollo:

I wish I knew what to do with all these pent up negative thoughts. They are literally working to reduce me to nothing.

I wish I could turn my spite into something useful.

This is not me.

I am more than my bitterness and resentment.

Love her.

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:05:04 -0500

Love her.

Dear Mark from Skokie, Thank you for your submission, however...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:48:30 -0500

Dear Mark from Skokie,

Thank you for your submission, however we are not currently looking for fucking weirdos. There are already enough around…

Cordially,
GP

P.S. NO ONE touches my feet without me shuddering with disgust, feet are gross, so it wouldn’t have worked out anyhow.

When my friend tells me she hopes I'm next so I can be like her and our other married friends

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:38:09 -0500

myfriendsaremarried:

yesssssssssssssssssss

During each attempt we had to sit through 5-10 secs of painful...

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:58:44 -0500

During each attempt we had to sit through 5-10 secs of painful sparks on our backs but I think the result was worth it - Imgur

===

This. Is. Amazing.

Silly Man in Your Feminine Car

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:03:00 -0500

On my way home today I saw a dude driving a beetle, you know the curved feminine looking one that they started making after 1998?! Anyway, so this guy was driving this Beetle and he was trying to be all Thuglife about it, but… in a girlie VW Beetle. I think if a guy rolled up to my house in one of those on a first date I’d pretend I wasn’t home. Don’t get me wrong, I <3 VW, I especially love the older version of the Beetle and am diggin’ the 2013 version. But, the years in between just remind me of what Barbie should be driving.

If you’re going to drive a girlie car around, you should leave the thuglife at home. Especially when you’re not thuglife.

Homemade cheesecake, not too shabby! Unfortunately it did not...

Fri, 03 May 2013 07:25:31 -0500

Homemade cheesecake, not too shabby! Unfortunately it did not arrive to its destination looking this way… //sadpanda

I think next time I’ll decorate after arrival or try to give myself more time so that the cream firms up. Either way still freaking delicious.